1. at the shops, try 2 stick as many melons dwn ur pants as u can a& then start dancing
2. Every time they say ur name jump up and down rub your stomach a& pat ur head.
3. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
4. Talk 2 a pen.
5. Hav 20 imaginary friends that u talk 2 ALL the time.
6. Try & climb the wall.
7. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH U!"
8. Stick cherries on ur nose & run around acting like a clown.
9. Flush the toilet when they are in the shower.
10.fill the bath up then let it out do the same thing 5 times & on the 6th time go 2 get i it and say mom/dad the waters cold
11. Wear a t-shirt pointing at one of ur parents sayin I’m wid stupid people!
12. In a Supermarket yell at everythin u see "I WANT THAT, CAN I HAVE IT!"
13. After everything they say, say "yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but no!"
14. Claim u hav bn abducted by aliens before & tell all their friends!
15. Hav a tantrum
16.Talk 2 all ur household items (toilet,sink,ect)
17.talk about boys when ur parents think u r asleep
18.make ghost sounds at night
19.when u say sumtin YELL the last word.
20. When u say sumtin mouth the first word.
21. Walk around wid Ur underwear on Ur head.
22. Walk around wid Ur shirt on Ur waist and say it is a skirt.
23. Wear a 2 small shirt all summer long
24.when Ur parents ask u to do something say yes then no.
25. Laugh at EVRYTIN!
26. Cry at all the funny things & laugh at all the sad things
27.never agree with them, ever!
28. Recite all the songs u knw 15 times a day
29.make them sad by sayin sumtin sad the say GOTTCHA!!
30. Say all Ur math facts that u remember 100 times a day
31.say never in a Million years! Then say maybe, ok then say yes I will!
32. Put a kick me sign on their bum and kick them.
33. Say u hate them then after 2 seconds say ur the gr8st!
34. flicker the lights until they lose their mind then say ok ok,ur such a nag!
35 if ur mom/dad ask u 2 do sumtin say yes but don't do it.
36 never put back the food (milk and butter) in the refrigerator, if you used it.
37.Paint your windows.
38.Boil ice cream.
39.Join Hell's Angels by mail.
40.Redecorate your garage.
41.Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
42.Bury your fathers car. Tell your him the dog did it.
43.Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
44.Climb a sidewalk.
45.Donate your brother's body to science.
46.Have your cat bronzed.
47.Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
48.Learn to type...with your toes.
49.Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
50.Mow your carpet.
51.Paint your home...day-glo orange.
52.Pinstripe your driveway.
53.Plant a shoe.
54.Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
55.Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
56.Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
57.Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
57.Ride a loaf of bread.
58.See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
59.Speak in acronyms.
60.Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
61.Take your sofa for a walk.
62.Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
63.Wax the ceiling.
2. Every time they say ur name jump up and down rub your stomach a& pat ur head.
3. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
4. Talk 2 a pen.
5. Hav 20 imaginary friends that u talk 2 ALL the time.
6. Try & climb the wall.
7. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH U!"
8. Stick cherries on ur nose & run around acting like a clown.
9. Flush the toilet when they are in the shower.
10.fill the bath up then let it out do the same thing 5 times & on the 6th time go 2 get i it and say mom/dad the waters cold
11. Wear a t-shirt pointing at one of ur parents sayin I’m wid stupid people!
12. In a Supermarket yell at everythin u see "I WANT THAT, CAN I HAVE IT!"
13. After everything they say, say "yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but no!"
14. Claim u hav bn abducted by aliens before & tell all their friends!
15. Hav a tantrum
16.Talk 2 all ur household items (toilet,sink,ect)
17.talk about boys when ur parents think u r asleep
18.make ghost sounds at night
19.when u say sumtin YELL the last word.
20. When u say sumtin mouth the first word.
21. Walk around wid Ur underwear on Ur head.
22. Walk around wid Ur shirt on Ur waist and say it is a skirt.
23. Wear a 2 small shirt all summer long
24.when Ur parents ask u to do something say yes then no.
25. Laugh at EVRYTIN!
26. Cry at all the funny things & laugh at all the sad things
27.never agree with them, ever!
28. Recite all the songs u knw 15 times a day
29.make them sad by sayin sumtin sad the say GOTTCHA!!
30. Say all Ur math facts that u remember 100 times a day
31.say never in a Million years! Then say maybe, ok then say yes I will!
32. Put a kick me sign on their bum and kick them.
33. Say u hate them then after 2 seconds say ur the gr8st!
34. flicker the lights until they lose their mind then say ok ok,ur such a nag!
35 if ur mom/dad ask u 2 do sumtin say yes but don't do it.
36 never put back the food (milk and butter) in the refrigerator, if you used it.
37.Paint your windows.
38.Boil ice cream.
39.Join Hell's Angels by mail.
40.Redecorate your garage.
41.Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
42.Bury your fathers car. Tell your him the dog did it.
43.Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
44.Climb a sidewalk.
45.Donate your brother's body to science.
46.Have your cat bronzed.
47.Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
48.Learn to type...with your toes.
49.Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
50.Mow your carpet.
51.Paint your home...day-glo orange.
52.Pinstripe your driveway.
53.Plant a shoe.
54.Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
55.Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
56.Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
57.Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
57.Ride a loaf of bread.
58.See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
59.Speak in acronyms.
60.Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
61.Take your sofa for a walk.
62.Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
63.Wax the ceiling.
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